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Adopt this Pet: Shortstop

Add this beautiful brown-eyed girl to your lineup.

The Yankees had Jeter, the Orioles had Ripken and the Cardinals had Ozzie. Everyone needs a good shortstop on their team. This beautiful brown-eyed girl is ready to take her ball and go to your home. She’s 5 1/2 in dog years (around 40 in human years) and has tested well with people and other dogs at the Hilton Head Humane Association. She’s not a big fan of cats, but who is, really? In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. No scummy cat has ever been called “human’s best friend,” but this lovable terrier mix could be. Shortstop is a quintessential team player that just wants to play. Consider adding her to your lineup!

MORE ABOUT SHORTSTOP
Color: Chestnut
Age: 5 1/2 (about 40 human years)
Likes: Toys, balls, Milk-Bone biscuits
Dislikes: Hair metal bands. “Dudes with long hair, ripped jeans and earrings wailing out power ballads with little to no musical talent? Come on late 80s, you were better than that!”
Adopt her: Hilton Head Humane Association, www.hhhumane.org, 843-681-8686