Commonly misheard song lyrics

Did they just sing that? No, they did not. Still, these frequently misheard lyrics are way funnier than the real ones.

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, The Beatles

Misheard lyric: “The girl with colitis goes by.”

Actual lyric: “The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.”

Hold My Hand, Hootie and the Blowfish

Misheard lyric: “I want to love you, the bear said, the bear said I can’t.”

Actual lyric: “I want to love you, the best that, the best that I can.”

Pour Some Sugar on Me, Def Leppard

Misheard lyric: “Living with a lover with a red iPhone.”

Actual lyric: “Living with a lover with a radar phone.”

Blinded by the Light, Manfred Mann

Misheard lyric: “Wrapped up like a douche, another rumour in the night.”

Actual lyric: “Revved up like a Deuce, another runner in the night.”

Dancing Queen, ABBA

Misheard lyric: “See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen.”

Actual lyric: “See that girl, watch that scene, diggin’ the dancing queen.”

Livin’ On A Prayer, Bon Jovi

Misheard lyric: “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not.”

Actual lyric: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.”

Bad Moon Rising, Credence Clearwater Revival

Misheard lyric: “There’s a bathroom on the right.”

Actual lyric: “There’s a bad moon on the rise.”

We Will Rock You, Queen

Misheard lyric: “Kickin’ your cat all over the place.”

Actual lyric: “Kickin’ your can all of the place.”

Tiny Dancer, Elton John

Misheard lyric: “Hold me closer, Tony Danza.”

Actual lyric: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer.”

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